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May 2015

MAY 2015 NEWSLETTER
 
AS WE APPROACH THE SUMMER MONTHS YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE WEATHER WOULD BE KIND TO US, BUT AT POWMILL LAST SUNDAY WE STILL HAD A TOUCH OF THE BRASS MONKEYS IN THE AIR, BUT HEY AT LEAST IT KEPT SOME OF THE UNDESIREABLES AWAY FROM THE EVENT.
A SUPERB SHOW OF MOTOCROSS ON SHOW IN ALL THE CLASSES, CURRENT BRIT EVO CHAMPION, GAV ROBERTSON AND EX TOP SCOTTISH RIDER SIMON GRAHAM AND TOP MODERN RIDERS, COLIN MCLUCKIE, NEIL CHATHAM, JASON MARTIN, IAN GERRARD, JIMMY HARLEY AND LOADS MORE TOP RIDERS PAST AND PRESENT ALL PUT ON A STUPENDOUS DISPLAY OF SCRAMBLING, WHICH I AM SURE THE LARGE CROWD OF SPECTATORS THOUROUGHLY ENJOYED.
YOUR NEW SUPER ACE REPORTER WILL HAVE THE FULL UNBIASED REPORT ON THE WEBSITE TODAY AND IT WILL BE IN THE T.M.X NEWS SOON AS WELL. ALLAN HUGHES IS DOING A GREAT JOB AS THE RACE REPORTER, HE IS ALSO THE STARTER ABLY ASSISTED BY HIS SON CONOR WHO DOES THE 15 SECOND BOARD AND HE IS LEARNING THE INS AND OUTS OF THE TIMING SYSTEM WHICH GRAHAM ANDERSON CONTROLS FOR THE CLUB. there are a few good photographers taking loads of pictures at our events now and i am sure if you approach them to buy any photos of yourself they will surely oblige,,shit pressed the caps lock, A COUPLE OF POINTS TO BE MADE AFTER POWMILL.

1. IF WE ARE CHARGING AT THE GATE AT ANY EVENT, EVERYONE HAS TO PAY IN UNLESS YOU HAVE AN ENTRY IN, IF YOU ARE A LATE ENTRY YOU STILL PAY AT THE GATE, IF YOU ARE A MECHNIC, YOU STILL PAY AT THE GATE, IF YOUR HUSBAND OR GAY BOYFRIEND IS RACING YOU STILL PAY AT THE GATE. THE ONLY PEOPLE ALLOWED IN FREE ARE RIDERS THAT ARE PRE ENTERED AND CLUB OFFICIALS, ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL BE ON THE GATE AND ANYONE THAT TRIES THE ARSEHOLE MANOUVRES OF GETTING IN FREE WILL BE TOLD TO GET TO FUCK AND DONT COME BACK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED YOU SHOWER OF GREEDY BASTARDS.  
2. WHILE I AM IN A BAD MOOD I WOULD LIKE TO WARN RIDERS THAT IF YOU GO THROUGH THE TRACK MARKER TAPE YOU MUST STOP AND FIX IT BEFORE CONTINUING WITH YOUR RACE, YOU BURST IT, YOU FIX IT AND ANYONE SEEN BURSTING THE TAPE THEN RIDING ON AND BURSTING IT AGAIN WILL BE BARRED FROM THE CLUB, DO YOU THINK WE ARE RUNNING A GALA WITH LOADS OF STREAMERS BLOWING IN THE WIND. NO. A FEW GOOD MEN TAKE TIME TO BUILD THESE TRACKS SO STAY INSIDE THE TAPE OR DONT COME BACK.
 
I SUPPOSE SOME OF YOU WILL BE THINKING THERE WILL BE NO CLUB IF ALL THESE NO USERS GET BARRED, WELL WRONG IT IS ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT SPOIL IT FOR THE MAJORITY AND IF THEY ARE BARRED THEN WE WILL HAVE AN EVEN BETTER CLUB.
YOUR COMPETITION SECRETARY, PAUL CHIAPPA WAS TELLING ME THAT HE READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE S.A.C.U. WAS GOING BACK TO THE ROOTS OF THE SPORT AND TRYING TO REINVENT THE SPORT IN AN OLDER STYLE OF TRACK AND MANAGEMENT, I HONESTLY HOPE THEY SUCCEED AS I THINK THAT IT IS THE WAY FORWARD, UP HERE IN SCOTLAND WE ONLY HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TOP RIDERS AND MY OPINION IS THAT THE MAJORITY OF RIDERS WOULD RATHER HAVE THE NOT TOO DIFFICULT TRACK TO RACE OR PRACTICE ON. I THINK THE DAYS OF THE MASSIVE JUMPS, TABLETOPS AND TRIPLE WHOOP DE DOOS ARE OVER AND I SAY IT IS FOR THE BEST. SO I SAY TO ALL TRACK OWNERS, BUILDERS, ORGANISERS, DONT BUILD A TRACK THAT YOU CANNOT RIDE AND BE HAPPY TO RIDE ON IF YOU CANNOT RIDE IT COMPETENTLY YOURSELF. THERE WILL BE FAR LESS INJURIES TO THE INEXPERIENCED RIDER AND MORE ENJOYMENT FOR THE RIDERS AS FOR MOST OF US IT IS ONLY A HOBBY. MARK MY WORDS, YOU READ IT HERE FIRST AGAIN.
 
THE CLUB T-SHIRTS ARE SELLING LIKE HOT T-SHIRTS AND I HAVE HAD TO REORDER MOST SIZES, SO IF YOU WANT TO BE HIP THIS SUMMER YOU BETTER GET KITTED OUT SOON AND THEY ARE STILL ONLY A TENNER, YES THATS RIGHT £10 FOR A TOP QUALITY WULFSPORT T-SHIRT ALL PRINTED WITH THE NEW CLUB LOGO. I ALSO HAVE THE SUPER WULFSPORT SPECIALY COMMISIONED RACE JACKETS AT ONLY £35 EACH. SEE ME AT SIGNING ON AT THE NEXT ROUND WHICH IS ROUND FOUR AT TOWNHEAD FARM STIRLING FK7 9QS. THIS IS ANOTHER SUPERB TWINSHOCK OLD SCHOOL VENUE SO DONT MISS IT ON THE 14TH OF JUNE.
 
THE DANCE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE AT ONLY £10 EACH AND ARE LIMITED TO TWO PER MEMBER INITIALY TILL WE SEE HOW MANY WE MIGHT SELL, IF THEY ARE NOT SELLING WELL AFTER A FEW WEEKS WE WILL ALLOW MEMBERS TO PURCHASE MORE FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. THE DANCE IS AT THW OCHILVIEW LOUNGE IN FISHCROSS ON THE 24TH OF OCTOBER 7-30P.M.  TILL 1-00 A.M. THE USUAL, BUFFETT, DISCO, RAFFLE AND AWARDS CEREMONY AND A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PISS UP.
 
THE LATEST TEAM NEWS IS ALL THE POSITIONS REMAIN THE SAME AFTER ROUND 3, THE ONLY TEAM WITH ALL 5 MEMBERS THAT WERE IN A SCORING POSITION WAS THE HOPPY NO.1 SQUAD DIAL-A-TOW. THERE COULD BE BIG ADVANCES FOR THE LOWER PLACED TEAMS AT STIRLING AS WE APPROACH THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND THE LEADERS TAKE A BREAK. THE TEAMS ARE GETTING SPREAD OUT MOSTLY APART FROM THE BRITTONS WHO ARE RIGHT UP THE MOBS ARSE.
1—BALLISTIC 5           438 + 197  = 635
2—ONESTOP               366 + 129  = 495
3—DIAL-A-TOW          298 + 154  = 452
4—M.O.B.                   243 + 128  = 371
5—BRITTONS              225 + 126  = 351
6—DIAL-A-TWO           57   +  69  = 126

Seeyoosatstirling  joe
 
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